I'm supposed to be beheaded right at the start, but I'm immortal!

Chapter 16. What to eat? What are we going to eat?



Chapter 16. What to eat? What are we going to eat?

After activating Blue Shadow, Green's heart pounded like a war drum, his blood boiled, and his circulation accelerated, like a blue lightning bolt that made him impossible to see.

Previously, we were in the villa, which was the headquarters of the Divine Lamp Society. Although on the surface there was only one Destiny Realm One and one Lamp-Carrying Realm Three guarding the Divine Lamp, and the others were just firefly realm nobodies, who knew if there were any hidden masters inside?

To be on the safe side, Green and Mabel exchanged a glance and decided to take control of the magic lamp first.

The magic lamp controls the members of the Magic Lamp Society, so if they control the magic lamp, they indirectly control the Magic Lamp Society.

Sure enough, the bishop of the Aladdin Society shouted, "Robbery! Someone's stealing the magic lamp!"

"Do not harm my lord!"

Five or six people at the Destiny Realm immediately jumped out of the villa. Some were dressed as adventurers, while others wore formal suits, but they all had one thing in common: they looked foolish and lacked intelligence.

"Chase them! They're the ones who stole Lord Genie!"

Once the bishop of the Aladdin Society gave the order, the group of people rushed toward Green like mad dogs.

"Do not harm my lord!"

"I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch today?"

"Yeah, what are we eating? What are we going to eat?"

"Do not harm my lord!"

The pack of "mad dogs" and the Aladdin bishop chased after them, while Green and Mabel ran ahead.

Bishop of the Aladdin Order: "Stop! Don't run! Give the Genie back!"

Green turned around and gave him the middle finger: "You think I'll just stop because you tell me to? Don't I have any dignity?"

The genie cried out, "Help me! Please help me! This kid's elbow is about to crack the bottle open!"

If the genie dies, all those who make wishes will perish with him.

The bishop of the Genie Society became even more anxious: "Father! Dad! I beg you, please stop running away and return the Genie to us!"

Green sneered and elbowed the bottle containing the magic lamp again. He was so fast that those behind him couldn't catch up anytime soon.

"Tell me, where did you hide the bull-slaughtering knight's lover?"

The genie was stunned. "What? The Bull-Slayer Knight? I'm already here!"

"have no idea?"

Green sneered again, but before his elbow could land, he heard the genie beg for mercy:

"Wait! I'll talk! I'll talk! There was a knight who asked me to guard a black coffin before, but as for whether it was the bull-slaughtering knight you mentioned, I don't know."

Someone helped me break the seal on the place of strife, and both I and the black coffin were thrown into the sea. I drifted all the way to St. Petersburg, but I don't know where the black coffin went. I didn't touch it at all!

Beside her, Mabel, who was running with her brother Last in her arms, said:

"No, you're lying! That black coffin is made of special materials, how could you not have touched it?"

Fearing an elbow strike, the genie quickly said:

"I'm telling the truth! At first, I really did want to swallow that black coffin made of soul fragments, but the person who broke the seal warned me, so I didn't dare touch it—ah!"

Green punched the bottle, causing it to crack slightly, and the genie let out a mournful cry.

"No! My genie!"

The bishop of the Genie Society, who was chasing Green relentlessly, roared in frustration at the sight, hating his own powerlessness! He could only watch helplessly as the Genie was brutally punched by Green.

Green: "Tell me, who is this person who broke the seal? If you don't tell the truth, my next punch will be even harder!"

Genie: "..."

In all honesty, it has always been telling the truth!

Genie: "I really don't know! After the person who broke the seal threw us into the sea like trash, they dug something out of the soil where the black coffin used to be and then left."

Oh, right, before she left, I heard her mutter something about killing...dwarf Rhys or something, but her voice was too soft for me to hear clearly.

"Short, is she talking about Alice?" Green asked urgently.

The genie hesitated for a moment, then nodded. "It should be this one."

Green frowned.

Who wants to kill Alice?

A surge of anger rose in Green's heart. Whoever it was, trying to kill Alice, he'd better not run into them.

Green asked about other people who broke the seal, but unfortunately, the genie seemed to know only that much.

The bull-slayer's lover was not harmed by the genie lamp, but was thrown into the sea, drifting away to an unknown destination, and it was unclear whether this was a good or bad thing.

……

The middle-aged man from the Genie's Guild that Green and his friends had met earlier was named John.

Today, John is doing the same thing as before, looking for suitable targets to lure people into the Aladdin Society.

Not long after he stepped outside, John encountered a group of men in black robes.

They called themselves believers, and the man in black robes who led them was called a priest.

The priest said he wanted to make a deal with the magic lamp and asked John to introduce them to it.

John didn't agree immediately because he wasn't sure if the police had already learned about the Aladdin Society, and that the group might be part of a sting operation.

Then the priest gave a signal, and a man called Brother Dao came out and took out a money bag containing a full 500 gold pounds from his pocket.

John understood that this group was definitely not a sting operation by the police; they were genuinely there to make a deal.

So, led by John, the group of people arrived at a place not far from Ward Manor.

"Gentlemen, I believe in your sincerity. The Genie and the Bishop are in the manor ahead."

"Hmm." The priest nodded indifferently.

The potions and magic crystals that were previously given to Brother Dao for mass production were stolen. Fortunately, the divine messenger was incredibly resourceful and calculated that the magic lamp that could satisfy all desires had appeared in the inner city of Petersburg, but its exact location was unknown.

After inquiring for a day, they learned that John was a member of the Aladdin Society, and with his help, they immediately set out to find the magic lamp.

The priest sneered as he looked at Ward Manor that came into view.

A trade is out of the question. Once he sees the magic lamp, he will simply snatch it away and control it using the method the messengers taught them, making the lamp and the entire lamp assembly work for the messengers!

"Huh? What's going on?"

From afar, John and his group saw a blue shadow rushing towards them at incredible speed, holding a small bottle that was emitting thick smoke, and shouting:

Excuse me! Please let me through!

A blue shadow flashed by, and before John and the others could react, they saw a girl in a gothic dress grab a man by the neck and lift him high above her head.

The man, his face flushed, cried out, "Miss, could you put me down and let me walk by myself? I'm suffocating! I can't breathe!"

The two of them flashed by.

"This... I must be seeing things."

John blinked, feeling that what he had just seen was somewhat eerie.

And that running man, with thick smoke coming out of the bottle in his hand, doesn't he look a bit like the Genie?

John shook his head. Impossible, absolutely impossible!

How could that be the omnipotent Genie of the Lamp? I must be seeing things.

John said apologetically to the group of priests:

"These must be patients who escaped from the nearby mental hospital. They have nothing to do with our Genie Society. Let's go in and see the Genie."

The priest nodded hesitantly, hoping nothing unexpected would happen.

John had barely finished speaking and taken two steps when he saw another familiar-looking person leading a group of dumbfounded and fierce-looking men rushing towards them from Ward Manor.

"Thief! Don't hurt my lord!"

"So, what are we having for lunch?"

"Yeah, what are we eating? What are we eating!"

Ignore this pack of mad dogs.

John rubbed his eyes and looked at the person behind the mad dog: "Hmm? Your Excellency the Bishop?"

The priest asked hesitantly, "Is this your Aladdin bishop?"

John was about to nod when he saw the bishop rush past them, shouting something:

"Dad! Don't run away... No! Don't hit it, it hurts my heart!"

John: "...None of my business! None of my business! It has absolutely nothing to do with our Aladdin Society!"

The priest asked, "So, this person also escaped from a mental hospital?"

John: "Ah, yes, yes, that's it!"

The priest was even more puzzled: "But didn't they just run away from Ward Manor?"

John chuckled awkwardly, "Heh heh, maybe the Genie has started a mental hospital again. Anyway, let's go find the Genie first."

So John and his group went to the back garden of the villa.

A peaceful and quiet scene.

John confidently closed his eyes and said:

"The Genie is in the chair in front. Go find him if you have anything to talk about."

The priest nodded, pointed to the chair, and said, "But there's not a single hair on that chair. Are you kidding me?"

"How could that be!" John immediately retorted, opening his eyes and looking at the chair in the back garden.

Empty and desolate.

John: "..."

He said in terror:

"Where is the Genie Lamp? Where has my enormous Genie Lamp gone?!"

……

"Hehehehe, your genie is in my hands. Come and take it yourself if you want it!"

Mabel had already put down her brother Rusty and let him run on his own, while she held the small bottle containing the genie lamp in her hand.

Not long ago.

Thirty seconds had long passed, and Green's speed gradually slowed down after losing the Blue Shadow buff.

Ward Estate is considered remote in the inner city, with hardly anyone living within several kilometers.

The pack of mad dogs behind him gradually closed the distance to Green.

A group of people from the Destiny Realm surrounded them, and it would be troublesome to break through.

Having learned of the Bull-Slaying Knight's lover's situation, and having successfully rescued Brother Last, we know that this magic lamp is bewitching and extremely evil. Today, Green will rid the people of this scourge and destroy it completely!

It's definitely not because I'm greedy for the Holy Seal talent I'd get after killing the genie, hmm.

However, the small bottle containing the magic lamp was made of some unknown material; it was incredibly hard, and even with all his strength, Green could only manage to create cracks in it.

It will take a lot of time to completely destroy it.

Seeing that the pack of mad dogs behind him had closed the distance to Green and his companions, and realizing that Green couldn't kill him for the time being, the genie, who had been stunned by the elbow, rolled his eyes and said in a seductive voice:

"Hehe, don't run away. I can grant you all your wishes. I can make everything you want come true. I guarantee you'll be different from them; you'll still have your freedom after making a wish!"

"Hmph, I knew you wouldn't be honest!"

Green threw another punch, and the genie screamed repeatedly, falling silent as the smoke in the bottle suddenly increased.

"Brother, be careful! This magic lamp makes your deepest desires and desires appear before your eyes, tempting you to make a wish!"

Last's brother warned, "This magic lamp is extremely malevolent. If my will hadn't been strong enough, I probably would have become its slave long ago!"

Green nodded. "Thanks for the reminder."

Just as his brother Last had said, the magic lamp was trying to simulate what Green most desired, but as soon as it started to simulate, it broke out in a cold sweat.

The scent of death!

It sensed that as long as it simulated that existence, even if a second hero saved it, it would still die!

The genie lamp became terrified, focusing its gaze on Mabel and trying to simulate what she most desired.

In a moment, the magic lamp came to a conclusion.

No, this woman must not be seduced!

Once you make this woman your slave...

In the future seen by the magic lamp, it will be burned alive by a terrifying black flame!

And this Radbon, a useless third-tier lantern-bearer, probably can't even beat this woman in the gothic dress. Besides, he had already broken free from her spell earlier.

Green waited for a long time but didn't see how the genie was going to tempt him. Instead, he heard the bishop of the Genie Society shout:

"Chase them! They're slowing down! We need to rescue the Genie of the Lamp!"

Green punched the vial again and asked, "Do you have any way to speed up the destruction of the vial itself, the source of this magic lamp?"

Latbeng shook his head; he had no answer.

Mabel said, "I'll give it a try!"

Green tossed the magic lamp vial to Mabel.

When the genie saw that this woman, a mere third-level lantern-bearer, actually wanted to destroy him, he couldn't help but laugh. Just as he was about to break free, the soul-burning pain began to relentlessly surge forth.

"Ahhhhh!"

The genie of the lamp screamed in agony, its form gradually becoming ethereal.

Black and white flames emerged from Mabel's hand, continuously scorching the small bottle of the magic lamp. After the fire subsided, a wave of frost swept over the bottle, making it brittle, before the black flames heated it again.

As the cycle repeated, the cracks on the small bottle of the magic lamp gradually widened, and it would be completely destroyed in a moment.

Mabel: "Hehe, no one in the lower three realms can withstand my Black Flame Divine Fire."

The black flames were incredibly powerful, while the frost was a wonderful application of the small ice core. It could not only seal all magical power and weaken the small bottle, but also cause melting damage with the black flames, which made Green and the other man look at it from the side.

"No! Please don't burn it!" The bishop of the Aladdin Society was heartbroken; the burning of the lamp was anguish to his heart!

At the same time, he was cursing inwardly. He had originally thought that he only needed the three magic puppets, Jin, Yin, and Pu, but the genie lamp insisted that he become a big shot, conquer the world, establish the Genie Lamp Society, and help it enslave more people.

This mess is entirely the fault of that damn lamp!

Poor man's three puppeteers lying at home!

Bitter!

The genie lamp screamed incessantly, filled with resentment.

It hates it!

If it possessed even half of its peak power, how could it have fallen into the hands of these two?!

It's all that damned Pope of the Holy Light Church's fault!

Mabel had stopped and looked at the mad dogs that had been chasing them all the way, and grinned wickedly:

"Hehehehe, your genie is in my hands. Come and take it yourself if you want it!"

She and Green clearly knew from the Bull Slayer that if the magic lamp was destroyed, the wishers would also die.

"Click, click"

The genie's lamp bottle cracked and was about to shatter completely when Green reacted quickly, snatched the bottle away, and then punched it hard, shattering the genie's lamp bottle into pieces.

The magic lamp, like a wisp of smoke, rose into the sky and disappeared.

With the death of the genie lamp, the lives of the enslaved wishers also faded away.

The group of idiots and the Aladdin bishop fell to the ground, leaving only their final murmurs.

"Please... take care of my three magical puppets... ugh!"

"If you're hungry... let's go eat!"

"What do you want to eat?"

"Yeah...what are we going to eat?"

All the wishers, including those at Ward Estate and throughout St. Petersburg, died completely at this moment.


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