Relax, I'm not some troublemaker from a role-playing game.

"No traitors, just some Cthulhu tales about selling hooks to Hastur and then turning against each other." Bai Xi, the tale teller, five-star good citizen, great divine invocation caster, high priest with a fear of insufficient firepower, apostle of Eternal City, sword of darkness, final traveler, wandering soul beyond time, savior, not a troublemaker, said, "I haven't heard a story about a white-stockinged octopus girl seducing a pure-hearted boy in yellow with candy for three seconds." After the launch of the largest tabletop RPG, *Sunset City*, Bai Xi, a veteran tabletop RPG player, entered the game, determined to become a high-level player. And so, he achieved his goal. "A truly great being! From Clash of Clans to Dungeons & Dragons, from the Holy Grail to Infinity, your name is known to all..." Bai Xi: "So, it must be because of my excellent calculations, brilliant maneuvers, and outstanding performance?" "None of that. It's because you played so ridiculously well." Bai Xi: ? "Although I used a Glock 17 to intimidate a mute, chanted incantations to summon a cultist's spirit in front of them, prepared a tiny bit more firepower when joining a raid, and always had Charm in my skill bar, I think I'm a good person, really." "You have to believe me." [For those unfamiliar with role-playing games, please read...]